So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:
I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was. I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.
There is not a singular use better for that picture anywhere on the internet.
this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth
nah it won’t kill you, but you’ll be comatose for two weeks in the doctor’s house in goodsprings while he treats the texture grooves imprinted on your face from the impact
i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane
i gave my phone to a stranger who jumped a fence to get a clefairy that was in a restricted area
I had a baby that summer and all the pictures we took of him for two whole months include a pokemon